I write actual sentences, too! Here’s this week’s devotion from Weeklydevotion.com
HOW DOES YOUR PASTOR STACK UP AGAINST OTHER PASTORS IN YOUR AREA?
GO TO RateMyPastor.com AND SEE FOR YOURSELF!
There’s no such site. Which is disappointing. I mean, how will you know if your pastor is any good?
To help you out, I’ve made a little check sheet. If your pastor meets each criteria, check that one off, and then add them up to see how they do:
THE IDEAL PASTOR SHOULD HAVE:
___ The flexibility of a gymnast.
___ The fund-raising skills of a televangelist.
___ The speaking skills of an orator.
___ The maturity of a veteran.
___ The administrative skills of a CEO.
___ The vision of an entrepreneur.
___ The conflict management skills of an arbitrator.
___ The spiritual power of a shaman.
___ The timing of a stand-up comedian.
___ The listening ear of a therapist.
___ The wisdom of a sage.
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