I write actual sentences, too! Here’s this week’s devotion from Weeklydevotion.com

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HOW DOES YOUR PASTOR STACK UP AGAINST OTHER PASTORS IN YOUR AREA?

GO TO RateMyPastor.com AND SEE FOR YOURSELF!

Well actually…

There’s no such site.  Which is disappointing.  I mean, how will you know if your pastor is any good?

To help you out, I’ve made a little check sheet.  If your pastor meets each criteria, check that one off, and then add them up to see how they do:

THE IDEAL PASTOR SHOULD HAVE:

___ The flexibility of a gymnast.
___ The fund-raising skills of a televangelist.
___ The speaking skills of an orator.
___ The maturity of a veteran.
___ The administrative skills of a CEO.
___ The vision of an entrepreneur.
___ The conflict management skills of an arbitrator.
___ The spiritual power of a shaman.
___ The timing of a stand-up comedian.
___ The listening ear of a therapist.
___ The wisdom of a sage.
___ The…

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